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!GO
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Man: THIS IS
.POLICE CHOPPER ONE
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.MOVING IN FOR
AERIAL BACKUP .OVER
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Reporter: IT'S BEEN A
.TENSE STANDOFF SO FAR
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HERE IN GOTHAM'S
.WAREHOUSE DISTRICT
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I THINK THE
COMMISSIONER'S ABOUT !WAIT
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!STAND BACK
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!UHH
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!UHH
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Reporter: THIS WAS THE
.SCENE EARLIER TONIGHT
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,IN GOTHAM'S BAYSIDE DISTRICT
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WHERE POLICE
,CORNERED TIME CODE
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AN OUTLAW PHYSICIST WHO
PLANNED TO MAKE A FORTUNE
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BY HELPING WANTED CRIMINALS ESCAPE
.TO THE FUTURE, OF ALL PLACES
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UNFORTUNATELY FOR TIME CODE, HE
,COULDN'T SEE INTO HIS OWN FUTURE
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A FUTURE THAT INCLUDED
.BATMAN AND HIS YOUNG FRIEND
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?HIS YOUNG FRIEND
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?I DON'T HAVE A NAME ANYMORE
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.GET MY MY TOOLKIT, BOY WONDER
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AND YOU
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.BE CAREFUL WITH THAT
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.IT HAS A GLITCH
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.HEY, THE PLUG'S BEEN PULLED
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?OR DIDN'T YOU NOTICE
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IT ALSO HAS AN
,INTERNAL POWER SOURCE
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?OR DIDN'T YOU NOTICE
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.JUST TESTING
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.I'LL PUT IT DOWN THERE
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.YOU'RE WELCOME
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HE LEARNED SCIENCE
,FROM NOBEL LAUREATES
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MARSHAL ARTS FROM
,KUNG FU MASTERS
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.AND MANNERS FROM A CROCODILE
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SO HE'S A LITTLE
.HARSH SOMETIMES
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?SOMETIMES
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,HE'S TEACHING YOU
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MAKING SURE YOU'LL BE
.READY FOR WHATEVER
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.I THINK YOU'RE KIND OF LUCKY
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!UNH
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[[GRUNTING
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!I GOT IT
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!NO! STAY AWAY
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!I CAN HANDLE THIS
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[[GRUNTING
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!HEY
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!AAH! AAH
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!UHH
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?WHERE'D HE GO
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.NOT WHERE... WHEN
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♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA
BE A SUPERHERO ♪
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♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA BE ♪
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♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA
BE A SUPERHERO ♪
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!♪ UH-HUH ♪ STATIC SHOCK
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♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA
BE A SUPERHERO ♪
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♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA BE ♪
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♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA
BE A SUPERHERO ♪
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!STATIC SHOCK! STATIC SHOCK
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♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA
BE A SUPERHERO ♪
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♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA BE ♪
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♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA
BE A SUPERHERO ♪
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♪ STATIC SHOCK ♪
♪ STATIC SHOCK ♪
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♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA
BE A SUPERHERO ♪
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♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA BE ♪
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♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA
BE A SUPERHERO ♪
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♪ STATIC SHOCK ♪
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[[SCHOOL BELL RINGS
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♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA
BE A SUPERHERO ♪
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♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA BE, BE ♪
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!AAH
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. TV
ANIMATION AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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[[GROANS
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?BATMAN? ROBIN
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SOMEBODY'S BEEN DOING
.SOME REDECORATING
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?WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
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.I-IT'S KIND OF
A LONG STORY UH
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!HYAH
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WHOA! LET'S NOT GET OFF
.ON THE WRONG FOOT HERE
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'CAUSE THAT'S ONE FOOT
.YOU DON'T WANT TO STEP ON
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BATMAN'S NOT GONNA BE HAPPY
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WHEN HE HEARS HOW YOU'VE
.BEEN TREATING HIS GUEST
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AND YOU REALLY DON'T WANT
.TO SEE BATMAN UNHAPPY
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FIRST, WE DON'T
.HAVE GUESTS HERE
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.AND, SECOND, I'M BATMAN
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.\AND I'M BEYONCe
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,WELL, WHOEVER YOU ARE
.YOU DON'T BELONG HERE
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!WHOA
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!HYUH
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!UHH
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.GETTIN' SLOPPY
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!WAH
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!UHH
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?SLOPPY, HUH
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!AHH
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!UHH
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?NEED MORE
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.THAT'S ENOUGH
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.THERE IS NO TIME FOR THIS
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.I NEED YOU... BOTH OF YOU
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?YOU KNOW THIS KID
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.\HE SAYS HIS NAME'S BEYONCe
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.HE'S STATIC
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!STATIC'S AN OLD GUY
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HEY, I'M ALMOST OLD
.ENOUGH TO DRIVE
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.YEP. STATIC
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AND... YOU'RE BRUCE
?WAYNE, AREN'T YOU
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BUT... YOU'RE SO... SO
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,OLD? NO BIG SURPRISE
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CONSIDERING YOU JUST
.HOPSCOTCHED OVER 40 YEARS
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?HUH
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EVER SINCE THAT ACCIDENT, I'VE
BEEN EXPECTING THIS MOMENT
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AND THE TIMING
.COULDN'T BE BETTER
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COBRA IS A GROUP OF
SNAKE WORSHIPPERS
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WHO WANT TO TAKE
.OVER THE WORLD
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THE POLICE CAUGHT THEIR LEADER
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,A WEEK AGO
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BUT COBRA'S JUST TAKEN
.A PRISONER OF THEIR OWN
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.THERE'S GOING TO BE A TRADE
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.SOUNDS FAIR TO ME
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FAIR? NEGOTIATING
?WITH CRIMINALS
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.I DON'T SEE MUCH CHOICE
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.I DO
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WE CAN RESCUE THE PRISONER
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.BEFORE THE EXCHANGE
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WE COULD HAVE HIM BACK
.A N D KEEP THEIR LEADER
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.HEY, YOU TWO ARE THE TEAM
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.YOU CAN HANDLE THIS
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.I GOTTA FIND A WAY HOME
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I NEED BOTH OF YOU TO
.RESCUE THE PRISONER
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,WHEREVER COBRA'S KEEPING HIM
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I'M SURE THEY'RE GUARDING
.HIM VERY HEAVILY
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HE'S ONE OF OUR
,GREATEST HEROES
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SOMEONE WITH THE POWER TO
CHANGE THE WORLD. SOMEONE WHO
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COME ON! HOW GREAT
CAN THIS GUY BE
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IF HE'S STUPID ENOUGH TO GET
?CAUGHT BY A BUNCH OF SNAKE PEOPLE
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.HE'S YOU, VIRGIL
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[[WHIMPERS
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[[SCREECHES
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.IT'S ALL SO INCREDIBLE
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?AND I'M DA MAN HERE, HUH
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.NOT YOU. HIM
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,ME, HIM... SAME THING
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.GIVE OR TAKE 40 YEARS
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,NOT EXACTLY
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WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE ALONG
.STRICTLY FOR BACKUP
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BACKUP? YOU'VE
SEEN WHAT I CAN D
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YOU'RE STILL MAD ABOUT THAT
.LITTLE GO-ROUND WE HAD
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THIS HAS NOTHING
.TO DO WITH THAT
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.BUT YOU ARE STILL MAD AT ME
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LOOK, SUPPOSE SOMETHING HAPPENED
.TO YOU TONIGHT, SOMETHING BAD
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THAT WOULD MEAN THE
OLDER VERSION OF YOU
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WOULD NEVER HAVE
?EXISTED, RIGHT
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?COULD THAT REALLY HAPPEN
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I MEAN IF I... THEN HE
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LET'S NOT TRY ANY
?EXPERIMENTS, OK
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WELL, ISN'T THERE ANYONE
?ELSE WHO CAN HELP US
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?WHAT ABOUT ROBIN
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.ROBIN? HE'S... A CIVILIAN NOW
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AND THE LEAGUE'S OFF
.NEAR ALPHA CENTAURI
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GEAR IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF
THE WORLD, AND YOUR SON IS
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!SON?! WHOA
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?I HAVE A SON
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.YEAH, YOU DO
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YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF
,SURPRISES IN STORE
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BUT I'M NOT GONNA
.SPOIL ANY MORE OF THEM
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.COME ON
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?WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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.GOING UNDERCOVER
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THE OLD MAN HAS A CONTACT
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WHO MIGHT BE ABLE TO
.GET ME INTO COBRA
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SUPPOSED TO WAIT
.DOWN THERE FOR HIM
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SURE MUST BE NICE HAVING
SOMEONE TO GIVE YOU LEADS
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.AND HELP FIGURE OUT THINGS
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.IT IS
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WHAT WAS BRUCE LIKE
?WHEN YOU KNEW HIM
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.TALLER
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.I RECOGNIZE THE STREETS
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BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS SO
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.DIFFERENT
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HE'S A SPLICER. THEY
.USE ANIMAL D.N.A
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SOME OF THE WHACK JOBS IN
.COBRA LOOK ALMOST LIKE SNAKES
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.THAT CAN'T BE LEGAL
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,IT'S NOT
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BUT THE COPS ARE TOO BUSY
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.TO DO MUCH ABOUT IT
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.WELL, SOME THINGS
NEVER CHANGE ?WHAT NOW
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,I GO WAIT UNDER THAT BRIDGE
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AND YOU, YOU'RE GONNA
STAY AT THE CORNER
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AND TRY VERY HARD NOT TO
.ERASE YOUR OWN FUTURE
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!HUMPH
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[[GRUNTS
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[[BUZZER
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.WELL, THIS IS A SURPRISE
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA
.THROW AWAY THE KEY
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?OUT. WE'RE GOING SOMEWHERE
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.NOT IF I HAD MY WAY
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THERE'S GONNA BE A PRISONER
?EXCHANGE, ISN'T THERE
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.UNH
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!UNH
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HE MUST HAVE GOTTEN
.ONE OF YOURS
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?WHO WAS IT
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?WONDER WOMAN
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?THE LANTERN
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.STATIC? QUIET
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.PERFECT, JUST PERFECT
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!VIRGIL? UHH
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!VIRGIL
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.EASY ON THE VOLUME
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WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
?UNDERCOVER, REMEMBER
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.I'M SUPPOSED TO BE UNDERCOVER
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.YOU WERE JUST GONNA WAIT
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.I DID... TILL I GOT
TIRED OF IT !COME HERE
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I FOUND SOMEONE WHO SAYS
.HE KNOWS ALL ABOUT COBRA
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.THAT'S HIM, DOWN THERE
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.YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING
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.MAYBE HE'S THE GUY
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BUT THE OLD MAN SAID
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.COME ON
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.COBRA'S RIGHT IN HERE, BOYS
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?YOU'RE SURE ABOUT THIS
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?WHY WOULD I LIE TO YOU
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.OH, YEAH. THAT'S WHY I'D LIE
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[[ALL CHUCKLING
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THEY'RE JOKERZ. THEY DON'T
.KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT COBRA
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.HE WAS JUST YANKING YOUR CHAIN
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.NO BIGGIE
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THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH
.OF CLOWNS, THAT'S ALL
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SEE? A BUNCH OF CL
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.YEAH. CLOWNS
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[[BOTH GROWLING
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!HYUH! HUNH
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!UNH
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!UHH
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!AHH! AHH
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[[GROANING
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!OHH! UHH
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!Man: GET HIM
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!AHH! UHH
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!WAH! UNH
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.HEY, THAT WAS WAY SHUI
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.SHUI? I DON'T GET IT
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!GET THIS
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!UNH! YAAH
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!UHH... UHH... UHH
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!NOW I GET IT
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.SHUI
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!IT'S A DISTRACTION! LOOK
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!UHH
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!HYUH
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!OHH! AHH! UHH
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!AH! UNH
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.COME ON, GUYS
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WHERE'S THAT SPARKLING
?SENSE OF HUMOR
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!AHH
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.WELL, LET'S HEAR IT
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?THANK YOU
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YOU SENT US OFF ON
.A WILD GOOSE CHASE
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WE PROBABLY MISSED
,THE REAL CONTACT
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?AND YOU WANT GRATITUDE
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I JUST CAN'T SEE HOW YOU
.COULD HAVE GROWN UP TO BE
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ONE OF THE WORLD'S
.GREATEST HEROES
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HEY, RELAX. WE'LL
.BE THERE SOON
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.YEAH
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[HEY! [ALARM WAILING
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.UNH
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[[MEN SHOUTING
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!HE'S HEADING FOR
THE BRIDGE !GET HIM
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!HE'S GONE! AAH
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.NOW CALL THE HARBOR PATROL
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!UHH! UNH! UHH! UHH
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!LONG LIVE COBRA
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THIS IS 7-5-NINER, REQUESTING
.PERMISSION TO TAKE OFF
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.GOT A CLEARANCE YET? OVER
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IT'S GONNA BE ANOTHER
.COUPLE MINUTES, 7-5-NINER
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.WE GOT SOME HEAVY
TRAFFIC COMING IN .OVER
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!7-5-9: UHH
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.YOU OK? OVER
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.Man: JUST FINE
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BUT I DON'T THINK I'LL
.WAIT FOR CLEARANCE
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.OVER AND OUT
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!HEY! STOP
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IT'S ME. I'LL BE THERE
.IN A FEW MINUTES
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.LEADER, GRISBY
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?WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH STATIC
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.DON'T TOUCH HIM. STATIC'S MINE
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[[COMPUTER BEEPING
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Batman: YOU'VE GOTTA GET
.THIS KID OFF MY BACK
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.HE'S DRIVING ME CRAZY
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.I SAVED HIS BUTT. HE NEEDS ME
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!Bruce: QUIET
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.COBRA'S LEADER JUST ESCAPED
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THAT MEANS THEY DON'T
.NEED STATIC ANYMORE
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?WHAT DO WE DO NOW
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?HELLO
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.I'M THINKING
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.LOOKS JUST LIKE WE LEFT IT
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?WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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.THIS IS WHERE I GO TO THINK
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.IT'S PRETTY PATHETIC
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.NOT EVERYBODY HAS A MANSION
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?AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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.I KINDA RAN INTO A DEAD END
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I THOUGHT YOU WANTED
.TO BE ON YOUR OWN
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LOOK, COMING HERE WAS
.HARD ENOUGH FOR ME
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I'M NOT GONNA GET
DOWN ON MY KNEES AND
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?AND WHAT
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WHY IS THERE A RETINAL SCANNER
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IN AN OLD ABANDONED
?GAS STATION
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.RETINAL SCANNER? LET ME SEE
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!AAH
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.UNH. OH. OH
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[[TRAP DOOR CLOSES
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LOOKS LIKE I HAVEN'T
.DONE TOO BAD FOR MYSELF
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[[BEEPING
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?KNOW WHAT THIS IS
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.LOOKS SORTA LIKE
A SHOCK BOX BUT
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[[GASPS
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?GEAR
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?WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
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YOU GOT SO
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.BIG
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.IT'S A RECORDED HOLOGRAM
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.OH, YEAH, RIGHT
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IT'S LIKE THOSE THINGS
.PEOPLE USED TO HAVE
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.UH, ANSWERING MACHINES
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.SO THIS IS AN OLD MESSAGE
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.MM-HMM
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[[BEEPS
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VIRG. MEET ME AT DAKOTA
.PLATFORM 247 RIGHT AWAY
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.IT'S AN EMERGENCY
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:Computer voice
.TUESDAY, 7:40 A.M
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.THAT WAS THIS MORNING
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID GEAR WAS ON
.THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD
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.HE IS. IT'S A SECRET MISSION
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.ONLY THE OLD MAN KNEW
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THEN THE MUST HAVE
.FAKED THIS SOMEHOW
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.THIS IS HOW THEY TRICKED ME
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.I MEAN, HIM
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ANY IDEA WHERE THIS
?PLATFORM 247 IS
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NO. BUT I KNOW
.SOMEONE WHO DOES
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.All: PRAISE COBRA
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.LET ALL FEAR OUR MINDS
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WE HAVE STATIC IN
.A STASIS CHAMBER
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.HE'S READY FOR YOU
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.GOOD
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BUT I'D LIKE TO DO A
.LITTLE SPLICING FIRST
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.I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
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[[INHALING
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[[GROWLS
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THE PLATFORMS WERE ORIGINALLY
.DESIGNED FOR THE MILITARY
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.NOW THEY'RE GHOST TOWNS
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!UNH, UNH, UNH
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.ALLOW ME
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.IT'S A STASIS FIELD
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.THAT'S HOW THEY'RE HOLDING HIM
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.THAT'S ME
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?GOT A PLAN
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GO DOWN THERE AND
.FIGHT REAL HARD
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,THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING
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.AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A MENTOR
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[[GRUNTING
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SEE IF YOU CAN SHUT
.OFF THE STASIS FIELD
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!HUH! UNH
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WHAT HAVE WE HERE
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?A FAILED CLONING ATTEMPT
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?A MINI STATIC
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[[SCREAMING
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.YEAH, MINI ALL RIGHT
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!AAH
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00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:24,583
[[ALL YELLING
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!UNH! UNH! HOLD HIM
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.THIS'LL PERK UP YOUR CIRCUITS
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!UNH! UNH
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!UNH! AAH
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!UNH
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!UNH
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!STATIC! HERE
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
?TO DO WITH IT
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!UNH
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!Batman: IT'S
KNOCKOUT GAS !THROW IT
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!UNH
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YEAH, IT'S NOT GONNA
.DO YOU ANY GOOD
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Virgil: IT WILL IF
.I SUPERCHARGE IT
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!UNHHH
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[[YELLING, POUNDING ON DOOR
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WE'RE GONNA NEED
.SOME HELP HERE
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.AND I KNOW JUST WHO
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[[ALL YELLING
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!UNH
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.WOW
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I CAN SEE WHY YOU DIDN'T
.THINK I COULD BE HIM
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ACTUALLY, I'M STARTING
.TO SEE THE RESEMBLANCE
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I
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.I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS
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.DON'T WORRY
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.EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE
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?HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING
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00:20:08,668 --> 00:20:10,001
.YOU MUST BE GOING BACK
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00:20:10,067 --> 00:20:12,434
?WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN
TO ME ?WHAT SHOULD I DO
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.BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
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.THAT'S YOUR GREATEST POWER
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!AAAHHH
401
00:20:25,234 --> 00:20:26,601
.WELCOME BACK
402
00:20:26,668 --> 00:20:28,934
.YEAH. I KNEW I COULD FIX THIS
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00:20:29,001 --> 00:20:30,768
!GEAR! I SAW THE FUTURE
404
00:20:30,835 --> 00:20:33,434
I SAW YOU, I SAW
.MYSELF, I SAW BATMAN
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BATMAN, YOU WERE
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.I'D RATHER NOT KNOW
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00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:39,600
.WELL, YOU STILL
HAD YOUR HAIR .UNH
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00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:40,701
?YOU GONNA BE OK
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00:20:40,768 --> 00:20:43,668
.I'M GONNA BE JUST
FINE ,OH, AND GEAR
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD
.LAY OFF THE FRIES
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